This week, the emails go from controlling boyfriends to unwanted, very public displays of affection. Plus, trotters, prunes and Boyzone.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease rev
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Vogue Joanne are both in disbelief at Amber's (Vogue's sister) actions this week. It's hit them hard. Plus, a rip off purchase, an expensive toe ring and a VERY long drive.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hell
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Following the run of 3 BANANAS live shows in Cork, Vogue Joanne get back to the email inbox to discuss dumping in document form and a disastrous date. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com
Recorded from the dressing room backstage at The Kings Theatre in Glasgow, moments before the MTGM live show kicked off... Joanne has entered her angry phase and Vogue has some serious worries about robots taking over. If you’d like to ge
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Una Healy joins Vogue and Joanne to tell her long-awaited side of the story, following the whole "throuple" thing... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Polic
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You join Vogue Joanne live from Doobs (Dubai)...To give you an idea of the situation, Joanne was hungover and Vogue was 3 coffees deep when they hit record...If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@
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There are a couple of corking emails this week, as well as an orgasm at a classical music concert... What more could you ask for?!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's
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Fresh from their shows at The London Palladium, Vogue Joanne discuss celebrating a milestone birthday in the sky, Eurovision and the reason why interviewing someone is harder than you might think!If you’d like to get in touch, you c
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Not only are there plenty of emails to get through, but there's also the small matter of Nicolas Cage and his childhood memories, his pet snakes and the reason he doesn't eat pork...If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to
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They're back! Not just back with the podcast, but back, FINALLY, in the same hemisphere, in the same time zone and in the SAME ROOM! They have tons to catch up on and the UK tour has begun!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an em
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Only one more week until MTGM returns for real. Meanwhile, here are some fave clips from the archives!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://glob
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It's time for another dive into the MTGM archives for some of the highlights! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-pol
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Before they check out (only for 2 weeks!) and get ready for the UK leg of MTGM on tour, VJ have a hat-trick of BANANAS emails that they have to get through... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com<
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With Joanne's patience running out with Vogue's abbreviations, it's almost time for a break - but not before they've discussed a Virgin Mary statue with questionable qualities, a racy episode of Teletubbies and the reason why AI might not take their
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This week, there's more to learn about crying on a plane, Vogue challenges Joanne to a 'How well do you know your bestie" quiz and an absolute adonis has got back in touch with a listener... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an
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Joanne is feeling very out of the loop in her Australian timezone nightmare, but has plenty to say about 19th century London, whilst Vogue reviews her April Fools trick and is knocked hard by a new Guinness World Record.If you’d like to g
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Vogue's asking a question that Joanne would do well to get right, but what has changed?? Plus a shady lad with a thirsty Insta and a witch man...If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease r
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In the last few weeks, Joanne's been changed timezones more than she can cope... Back at home, Vogue had a spat over her morning coffee and there's plenty else to discuss, including Harry Styles, Gwyneth Paltrow another awkward conversation abo
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On the board for extra discussions this week... An unusual discovery in an airport toilet, (not) dancing boyfriends and Joanne's earlobes... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease revie
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This week, Vogue bumped into someone she hoped she'd never see again and Joanne went to the beach but didn't swim in the sea (although she did do something else in it...) If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMp
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So, Joanne is 100% not over the Australian jet-lag yet... That's the first thing. Plus, Vogue has questions about Joanne's nails and the emails take us down a very familiar path.... If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to
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Joanne is down under, in the future with dodgy wifi and even dodgier mayo and Vogue's on the bathroom floor with Alan? Plus, raging hangovers, Ostriches, green screen tan, Vogue's trotters on the Daily Mail, Oscars goss and orgasms in your sleep.
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Vogue's got her way and we're discussing celebritah-ahahs: the cliff notes of the Selena/Hailey fued, Liam Hemsworth and Miley and a sprinkling of Avril Lavigne. Plus, wanking into kettles, autocorrect fails and a big old debate surrounding an auberg
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When did Moses live? Have you ever seen an ant up close? Does the moon affect the body? How do you strap a dog into a car? When is scoring your cousin a grey area? All these questions and more are answered..ish in this week's episode. Plus taking Gea
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Celeb feuds, 'Hey Hun' mates and front bottoms are just some of the topics we hit in this week's bonus. Plus if you've ever flirted with Vogue, please do let us know. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.c
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This week Gigi is obsessed with Mummy's mouse, Joanne's after a discount and a blue plaque from Brown Thomas after becoming a woman there, the girls are too wrecked to ride, we're chatting nepo babies, deinfluencing crocs and the fella found breastfe
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Joanne might get stuck in the Isle of Mann and have to scuba back for the Gaiety, but for now we've your emails. We're chatting weddings, jealousy when your fella's on holiday and road rage.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an e
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We've started our run at the Gaiety, and it's very exciting but not as exciting as Vogue's outing to the BAFTAs. Meanwhile, Joanne's playing golf, people are escaping prison dressed as sheep, we want plates and what is a sitzpinkler?!If y
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Recorded on Valentine's night, these two clearly have nothing better to do than record the pod, albeit with a glass of champagne, a €13 card, and a bunch of flowers in the background. We're chatting break ups, keeping info back from your other half f
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Never mind Valentines Day! Vogue Joanne have reuinted in Dublin to kick off the MTGM tour! Plus, squirty toilets, Rhianna at the Super Bowl and an unfortunate night in bed with the kids for Vogue...If you are able and you would like
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After Vogue's ghostly goings on in France, it turns out you all have a few ghost stories of your own and they've hit the email inbox HARD! Plus, bathroom doors without locks, more frozen urine from planes and Mr Blobby!If you’d like to ge
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Joanne is still in New York and Vogue is back from her skiing trip, very much worse for wear. On the list this week, they HAVE to discuss Gigi's coat (it's STUNNING), The Grammy's and why the Chinese Government waited until Joanne was in New York to
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As ever, your fabulous / shocking / disturbing emails keep coming, so Vogue Joanne get into them once again. This week brings tales of a sticky situationship with feels, a clingy fella who couldn't keep it in his pants and a husband who suddenl
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There's never a dull week in MTGM land... Vogue is still skiing in France, but as you'll hear in this episode, she's come to a creepy realisation about where she's staying. Meanwhile, Joanne flew from Dubai to New York and managed to miss just about
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It's time for Vogue Joanne to get back into your emails, but it ALMOST didn't happen! One of them almost missed the recording of this episode, so place your bets as to who you think it was!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send
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They're back, after a slightly false start (you'll find out) and they're hitting the ground running. Joanne is down the line from Dubai after her LONG holiday and Vogue is gagging to get into the Shakira / Miley chat! If you’d like to get
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It's your last hit of bonus material before Vogue Joanne ACTUALLY return FOR REAL! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comMTGM is going on tour in Ireland The UK! Remember to check
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Whilst Joanne frollicks on African plains with cheetahs and hippos, here's a look back at some of the best bits since the Autumn of 2021. Think back to all those bits you might have forgotten, or the absolute CLASSIC bits that are well worth hearing
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It's the final edition from Vogue Joanne for a couple of weeks, whilst they take a bit of a break, but they'll be back before long! This week, one emailer has found some photos (eughhhh) and another heard something she shouldn't have!!! <
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It's the last proper episode before Joanne disappears off on safari to be eaten by a hippo and there's plenty to catch up on, post-Christmas. Plus, a heavenly turkey sandwich, mimosa jealousy and Vogue makes a surprising promise about her travel plan
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If you've reached the point between Christmas and New Year where you've forgotten what day it is, here's your MTGM reminder that it's WEDNESDAY. This week, some surprise pickled onions, a Christmas party encounter and giant, New York rats.
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In the last instalement of MTGM before the festive madness hits full swing, Vogue Joanne compare Christmas day plans, thirsty captions, catching coldsores and doing too many workouts (even for Vogue...) If you’d like to get in touc
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This week, Vogue tries to talk about sleep and Joanne tries to stop her. Business as usual! Plus, a message from someone close to THAT bear and a detail you might not have known about snakes. MTGM is going on tour in Ireland The UK!
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This week, Joanne loses her patience with Vogue's 'Elf on The Shelf' antics, Vogue has gone properly rock and roll and it's finally time to get into the STACKS of stories about the times you found out they'd cheated... If you’d like to ge
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Whilst Vogue falls down a Christmas party hole, Joanne has discovered something about Prada Peter that she can't move past... Plus, crime stopping and a safari! MTGM is going on tour in Ireland & The UK! Remember to check the venue websit
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The MTGM Christmas party is done and dusted, so there are a few stories to tell! Plus, 'Goblin mode', unexpected surveillance and Prada Peter's expensive antics! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
Joanne is fired RIGHT up about something this week. But can you guess what it is? Plus, ageing gracefully, the "combative" debate (again) & bringing the new boyfriend along to EVERYTHING.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an emai
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There's a LOT to cover this week. Vogue responds to all the hysteria around that picture on her wall, Joanne has done a deep dive on one hit wonders and HUNDREDS of you have been in touch with stories about how you found out about that dirty rat bag
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With Joanne only inches from her sickbed, it was a brief venture into the emails this week, but there was still plenty to take in, with Grandad's walking in, jumpsuits getting soiled and waxing getting weird. If you’d like to get in touch
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This week, Vogue is working on living a more "meat-free" lifestyle, with mixed (grill) results and Joanne has a new mission statement for My Therapist Ghosted Me. Plus a leafy sex-pest, some harsh assumptions and some even harsher comments to complet
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Whilst Vogue can't be doing with being too cold, when Joanne was too hot in Ibiza this summer, she properly suffered... Much to Vogue's amusement. This week, they make their way through your emails on hall passes, pre-cheating and awkward silences...
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It's a late release this week, owing to Joanne's inability to podcast 15 minutes after her laser-eye surgery. HOW did that plan not work?!? There's plenty to catch up on though, with Otto's christening this weekend and a surprising act playing the sa
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There’s a surfeit of emails this week, from cheating wives (yeah, wives!), to exposing images in public and a less than successful night in Hammersmith… If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
As Vogue's holiday in St. Barts ticks to an end, Joanne is getting back on the workout wagon. Plus, organ donation, making friends and the end of avocados.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
It's your midweek therapy session, with an update on aggressive cows, someone who claims to have known Joanne from way back when and an awesome act of confirmation name rebellion. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to
This week, Joanne shares her must-see horror films, Vogue fills us in on poltergeists and we learn why you mustn't eat a live crab. Plus, Heidi Klum as a (sexy) worm and Vogue & Joanne's plans for their "forever home".If you’d like to get
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There are some amazing stories from times spent at The Gaeltacht on this week's EXTRA. For anyone who knows the experience, it'll be a hilarious trip down memory lane and for anyone who'd no idea what The Gaeltacht was until the last episode, it's an
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Joanne's taken another deep dive... This time it was all inspired by her visit to a hieroglyphics exhibition! Meanwhile, Vogue is remembering all the fun of the Gaeltacht and educating us all on the dangers of... Cows. If you’d like to ge
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The email inbox produced plenty this week... Not least an E-Scooter for Vogue. Plus, overly sexy stories of near-drowning and why Vogue's name is "Vogue" and not "Vouge". If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
It's straight back in this week, with the toys you'd forgotten about from your childhood, Shakira's tax issues, crowdsurfing babies and Joanne's experience in Belfast... If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
Remember a few weeks ago when Vogue & Joanne asked for your ‘near-death experiences’? It turns out that you answered that call in your droves! Plus dump-worthy offences and whether or not you kiss your Mother on the lips…If you’d like to
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There, see? That wasn't too long to wait, was it?! Vogue & Joanne are back, so we can all just take a breath and decide whether or not we should be joining in with 'sober October.' If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to <
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In the last instalment for a moment (don't worry, they won't be gone for long!), Vogue & Joanne take your emails on holiday breakups and lesson about the birds and the bees that nobody wanted to be a part of.If you'd like to get in touch,
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Let's set the scene... Joanne's in her pyjamas and Vogue is prepped to the eyes with the controversies of the week. There's Adam Levine, Holly & Phil and a shocking look at Joanne's bedroom. If you'd like to get in touch, you can se
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In this EXTRA, you catch Vogue & Joanne dealing with the same hangover that you heard about in the main episode. Plus, an angry email and a bit of begging (for crisps). If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
This week Vogue is severely hungover and nursing 4 different (soft) drinks. We're chatting Rasputin, getting a knighthood, Burning Man and Vogue reveals that she's a thespian.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
This week we're chatting Christian Grey at Electric Picnic, Joanne the top thief, Otto's causing grief & a narcoleptic lesbian. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comListen/Read More
Fresh from EP, Vogue, the gossip queen is obsessed with the Don't Worry Darling drama, Joanne's been watching Naked Attraction and we're creating scandals for publicity. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
It's not often that there's a disagreement in the Ghosted camp, but Vogue & Joanne had very different opinions, when it came to this week's email... We'll let you be the judge. Plus, Lady Gaga & Madonna, emojis and Paolo Nutini! If you'd
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You’ve got to love them, even if they were a bit light-fingered back in the day. Vogue has nothing but good things to say about the Jersey livestock and Joanne is grateful to her agent for his honesty.If you'd like to get in touch, you ca
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This week, we find out about a listener who had a difficult night with a dog, Vogue has an issue with public urinals and Joanne tells us which film terrified her as a kid. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
This week, Vogue is back in her beloved Jersey and Joanne holds the fort in London. Find out how the ‘work in progress’ shows went and the unusual name that Vogue has thought of, in case she has another baby! If you'd like to get in touch
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It's the weekly shuffle through the madness of the MTGM inbox! Some of the stories that come in to that email address are absolutely unrepeatable, but luckily, others just about pass as acceptable (on this podcast, at least.) This week, t
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They're back from Ibiza and they've got plenty to tell you about! Vogue is short on sleep, but she knows much more about the flight home than Joanne does. Plus, Brooklyn Beckham, a bag of cans and 'attachment styles'. If you'd like to get
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With Vogue & Joanne still in their borrowed Ibiza hotel room, it's time to have a rummage through the emails and see what comes out. This week it's all about erotic fiction, age gaps and mucky sign language. If you'd like to get in touch,
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Better late than never, right? After wifi issues had nuked the podcast recording, it was down to an Ibiza fixer to get it back on track.... But what a track. It's time to learn all about yoni steaming, emergency nail care and Joanne & Vogue finally g
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The emails keep rolling in by their hundreds and this week, it might be yours! Vogue & Joanne delve into sleep recordings, unsuccessful waxing and an unfortunate comment on a work do. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email t
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Another week and another truck load of stuff to get through... How was Joanne's time at the Love Island Villa? Why will Vogue's train journey be THE WORST? Why has a horse been banned from a pub??? If you'd like to get in touch, you can s
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Have you got something that absolutely has to be shared with the MTGM community? WHY haven't you sent it in yet?! This week, Vogue & Joanne are asked for their "questionable" advice and a listener reveals a bit too much to her mum.If you'
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Don't fall asleep on a lilo in the sea! Joanne says it's dangerous and you know you can trust in her research. Meanwhile, Vogue's been up at the crack of dawn for a swimming lesson and she's getting ready to take her brood to meet Joanne in Ibiza!
It's an absolute zinger of midweek dose this week! Joanne has a burning question about ice lollies, Vogue's had a drink again and an emailer has a classic "first night out after childbirth" story! If you'd like to get in touch, you can se
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You know what this podcast offers by now. Some facts, few truths and plenty of unsubstantiated opinion. A perfect mix. This week features some unbelievable spoofers, a man who's been cheating (shock) and someone going through Vogue's drawers. Who cou
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The emails just keep getting better and better! This week, Vogue & Joanne offer (utterly unsubstantiated) advice on dating apps and hear all about a very different side to Mensa... If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to <
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It's a delayed upload week... But WHY? Well, because Vogue is on holiday and fancied a Thursday evening record, so it's late... BUT, Vogue had a couple of drinks, so it's well worth it! This week, topics range from paps to the Kardashian's (shock) an
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Well you've got to listen now... WHAT was £450??? Vogue & Joanne have plenty of your emails this week, including fetishes, out-of-the-blue breakups and a ghosting that wasn't a ghosting. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an emai
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They certainly get around these two. Joanne's in Ireland and Vogue's in Spain, telling us all about her helicopter rides and chance encounters with the great and the good. Meanwhile, a 2 year old joined Mensa and Joanne almost had a nightmare at Vica
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Have you sent your morto story in for Vogue & Joanne to read over yet? Why not!? This week, there are a couple of absolute ZINGERS. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.
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So, the cat's out of the bag and the tickets are on sale! Who's coming to MTGM LIVE!? This week, there's much to discuss (as ever), including Brad Pitt's strange photo, geriatric hair (oh dear Vogue) and the problem with viagra. If you'd
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This is a brand new Global Original podcast we think you’ll love! In each episode Michael & Hilary Whitehall put their combined life experience and precious wisdom to good use, helping you with whatever you need assistance with.From how t
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There's another appeal for help from a listener this week.... What should you do if his ex is watching your Insta stories?? Vogue & Joanne to the rescue! Plus - business class, cocaine, champagne and heavy repetition of the word (?) "pringies".
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Joanne has had a right old week of it and Vogue is trying to make plans for her "birthday month". There's talk of nipples, prizes, Jesus & Billie Eilish. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
We can all get a bit punchy from time to time and this week, Vogue & Joanne have the perfect email to illustrate that! Plus, advice on exes and some thoughts on ayahuasca.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
You might not find Tom Cruise attractive, just like Vogue, but that's not the whole picture.... This week we catch up with Joanne & "Peter" and have a quick (very quick) look at Scientology. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an
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It's EXTRA time! So what's in this weeks email bag?? Vogue & Joanne offer their thoughts on a very expensive outlay, a proposal and a frantic declaration in the middle of the night... If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email t
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It's a classic MTGM with a million different topics today. Far too many to be noting down. To summarise... Bats, owls, hippos, holidays, comas and.... Festivals. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
Your fantastic emails continue to arrive and we love them! Vogue & Joanne discuss unusual sugardaddy arrangements and a very unfortunate family Facebook post. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
Vogue & Joanne were able to link up between Edinburgh & Jersey this week, because NOTHING gets in the way of a therapy session. This week, Joanne has some interesting theories about being a pilot and Vogue has a plan to work with BIG brands in the fu
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Maybe this EXTRA episode is a tiny bit late.... But it's so worth it! Vogue & Joanne jumped into the emails, before they were joined by the lovely Deirdre O'Kane! MTGM doesn't have guests often, but when they do, they're class! If you'd l
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Well what a bunch of characters to discuss this week.... Find out Joanne's thoughts on Mr Blobby, a recap on the Kardashian wedding (we promise no Kardashian chat next week) and who on Earth the GAA Catfish is?! If you'd like to get in to
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It's time for the midweek therapy dose! This week, the emailers find themselves being driven all over London and carrying out the finest detective work. Plus, creative denim handbags and pregnant bellies. If you'd like to get in touch, yo
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Finally, after months of shouting at each other across the internet, Vogue & Joanne were finally reunited in the studio and the energy was chaotic! They were both a bit hungover, but that didn't mean that they didn't have the energy to discuss cucumb
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It's time to dive back into your emails and see what you've been up to! This week, Vogue & Joanne hear all about yet another ghosting and an unfortunate incident with a sexy photo...If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to
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They're back! After a short maternity break, Vogue & Joanne return with a birth story, some courtroom tea and a couple of sexy spank paddles. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello
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This weeks EXTRA sees one of the most interest piquing emails yet. Who could it possibly be??? Plus a bag packing nightmare and strong feelings on twinning clothes. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
With Joanne robed in a hotel room and Vogue firmly back on the Dib Dabs, it's time to get down to business. What's on the menu? Britney is pregnant, Brooklyn got married, J.Lo is engaged (again) and Spencer needs to work out who said what.
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You'll know by now that the MTGM inbox gets some weird and wonderful emails - but this week, Vogue & Joanne received one of the particularly peculiar ones. Plus the latest on the back and forth with Leo Varadkar! If you'd like to get in t
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As we move into spring, it's time to think about getting the bikinis out, but who's been gifted one this week?? Find out a bit about Vogue's Dad from the past, Ancient Greek death sentences and enjoy a supercut of Joanne doing her best to self-promot
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Nobody likes a liar, now, do they? Come on. This week Vogue & Joanne have an email from a listener who's managed to separate herself from one hell of a liar. Plus - TONS of your stories on the subject too! If you'd like to get in touch, y
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There's lots to catch up on this week. Joanne needs to move house and has no idea how to do it and Vogue is done pretending... She's a comedian now, ok? Plus dating, tweaks and THAT moment at The Oscars. If you'd like to get in touch, you
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What on Earth is "King Baby Syndrome"? Today, you'll find out! Also, it's almost time for Vogue to choose a name for baby number 3 and who better to ask for advice, than the godmother herself? If you'd like to get in touch, you can send a
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It's FRIDAY! That means Vogue & Joanne are back with discussions about everything from easter bonnets to meat dresses. Get the latest on Joanne's dating and discover why Vogue has had just about enough. If you'd like to get in touch, you
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Joanne has a challenge for Vogue this week... Theodore's animal knowledge is spot on, but has Vogue picked any of it up? It's animal quiz time! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hel
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It's an animal-heavy episode this week, which asks... "Who doesn't want to see a mini horse?" Plus ducks, turkeys, micro pigs and some inappropriate massage techniques (unrelated to the animals). If you'd like to get in touch, you can sen
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Every so often the MTGM inbox is landed with an email that almost defies belief... You're about to hear an example of one of those! Plus, the issues around liking sexy Insta pics and a look at Vogue & Joanne's birth charts. If you'd like
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It sounds as though things might have gotten out of hand at Joanne's gigs this week... Find out why! Plus more abuse for Vogue's walk and evidence and Jamie Laing being caught in the act. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an ema
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Hey Vogue and Joanne fans ! We have a podcast we think you'd love, called 'Hear Her Voice' hosted by Laura Whitmore.Hear Her Voice is a podcast all about celebrating the artistry and talent of women in music. Join Laura and her guests as
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Vogue & Joanne caught up with some excellent emails this week, covering topics from cigarette butts to an undercover sting operation. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod
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What are your assumptions about Joanne & Vogue? That’s what you were asked this week… Find out the results! Plus, horoscopes, Joanne’s Mum at a gig and Spencer at Oxfam.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
In the extra helping this week, we hear from one of you who got battered before seeing Joanne on tour and what happened in the aftermath...! Plus, Vogue takes a deep dive into the 'weird news' and reveals all there is to know about balloon fetishes.
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We've all felt the tension and anxiety this week, but MTGM is here to alleviate those feelings, wherever possible! Vogue's teaches us all about FF & E, whilst Joanne sings praise for flotation tanks. Plus Nando's, credit cards & English phrases!
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Don't forget that Vogue & Joanne are constantly on the lookout for your emails! This week, you've sent in a family party nightmare and an inevitable breakage. Also catch up with where on Earth Joanne is now and where Vogue is off to on Monday!
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So who turned a shade of green and what are they jealous about? With the pod a little bit late this week, find out why Vogue was indisposed and learn why Joanne can't be trusted with white carpets!If you'd like to get in touch, you can se
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It's your midweek therapy hit including unexpected soundtracks, jealousy and some dentures! With Joanne backstage at a gig in Cork and Vogue in London, they touch on cat kicking, attention span & sexy playlists. If you'd like to get in to
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This week, Vogue raises awareness for an issue that you may not have heard much about… (or you might know exactly what she’s talking about!)Meanwhile, Joanne has unwittingly spent far too much on clothes and everyone is obsessed with the
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It's time to get into that email inbox again and see what you've all been up to. This week, there's a nudity ick, a Smirnoff Ice and some BAD holidays! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
They're back! Sure, it was only 2 weeks without them, but still! Find out all about Vogue's holiday of a lifetime and how Joanne's monster of a tour is going so far. Plus, what are the Swedish crows up to and WHAT DID THE DRIVER DO??!If y
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Here's your last fix until Season 3, but don't worry, it's not too long to wait! Vogue & Joanne will return in February with plenty more. This time, they're exchanging couples questions and answering your emails about "two-night stands" and the "L wo
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In the last episode for this season, (don't worry... There's an EXTRA episode on Wednesday and Season 3 will be here in February!) Vogue & Joanne discuss disturbing children's television, suspicious shop security and the reason why Spencer didn't lik
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It's a week of polarising experiences this time... Joanne has got her act together, had her hair done and cleaned the crisp fragments out of her bed, but Vogue has ended up with amoxicillin in her eyes. HOW?! If you'd like to get in touch
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Hands up if you enjoy episodes where Joanne is so hungover that she won't put her camera on?! After her tour began in Ireland, she got carried away and drank too much wine. Meanwhile, Vogue is back in London with plumbing issues and some explaining t
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Here's your first extra helping of the New Year, where Vogue & Joanne polish up the last parts of seasonal catch up and look ahead to what's next... More dating? Horses? Who knows!?If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to <
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They're back! After the plans for an episode over Christmas went up the wall, it's time to catch up and see how the festivities played out. Did Joanne stick to the plan? Also, what are the plans for Vogue's post-baby night out? If you'd l
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With only a few days before the festivities go wild, it's time for Joanne's Christmas Party. Of course - you'll know that Joanne works for herself, so it was a fairly solitary celebration. Meanwhile, Vogue is asking how old is too old, when it comes
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In the giddy week before the festive season goes probably mad (though Joanne reckons she won't do that this year), Vogue & Joanne caught up on dates, camels, ashes and a horrendous WhatsApp profile picture error. If you'd like to get in t
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It's time for the midweek hit! This time, Vogue & Joanne swap questions sent in by YOU and they have to answer no matter what. Plus, more of your emails! If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
Let's jump into this week's episode, where the storm has passed, the gifts have been regifted and we can all agree that you should only post during office hours. Vogue's been for a ride on a carousel and Joanne flew into the eye of the storm, but wha
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Come and get some EXTRA! This week, the emails tackle orbiting, "sign off" lines, thigh embarrassment and the reason why only ONE tanning brand will do (and it's not even an ad!!)If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
Don't worry! Vogue is FINE. The decking was a long time ago. This week, Joanne is still on the apps and Vogue's getting shouted at by people who are cross about vaccines. Plus, a Madonna discussion and an impromptu quick-fire quiz.If you'
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There's a lot to wade through in the emails this week. First up it's all about whether she "went" or not, followed by a passive aggressive moron who won't get himself checked, and finally - WTF is going on with vans?? If you'd like to get
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Vogue has got a BIG question for Joanne and the answer involves a lot of excited noises. There's dining in the bath, dancing and a renewed push on the dating apps for Joanne. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
OMG WHAT?! As has been promised for AGES now, you're finally getting an extra helping from Vogue & Joanne!!! In these extra episodes, it's time for them to throw themselves into the hundreds of emails that they've kept asking for, but not doing anyth
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There's another, particular word that needs striking from the record this week. Alternatives need to be sought! Find out all about Vogue's adventures in New York and why Joanne was NOT in the First Class carriage. Plus Catfishing and wedding etiquett
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It's always a big week when Vogue has "put on a display" or "unveiled" something, so you can rest assured that this week was a BIG week. Meanwhile, Joanne has a new Sunday tradition and she's had an intense exchange on a tube train. If yo
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What could "the worst news" possibly be and how bad is it?? Find out all about Vogue's recent announcement and what Joanne was up to in Ireland for the last few days.... Plus, oranges, ear wax, drowning and impotence. If you'd like to get
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This week, all is back to normal and everyone's happy. Vogue has an admission to make about what she's been watching and Joanne's put herself back together with a mani/pedi. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
Well she got back... Finally. Find out all about why there wasn't a podcast last week and why it was ALL Joanne's fault! Elsewhere, Vogue managed to get back from Germany in plenty of time, but she's now obsessed with bratwurst and isn't happy about
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Wait until you hear this one! Joanne's had a complete debacle of a holiday and Vogue is convinced that "sageing" is a bit much, but she's found a brilliant alternative.If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to Listen/Read More
There's PLENTY to get your teeth into this week... Vogue & Joanne hugely disagree about how an egg should be served and that's just the beginning!! There's also waterslide horror stories and early talk of halloween costumes.If you'd like
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The episode is RIGHT ON TIME this week... It's just a shame that it's also way past Vogue's bedtime (about 7ish). Get the lowdown on Joanne's latest hangover and why Vogue spent her childhood swimming in swamps. If you'd like to get in to
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After a bit of a false start on last weeks episode.... HERE IT IS! FINALLY! Vogue & Joanne reunited in the studio, to ensure that technology couldn't get in the way of a decent session. With a snippet from the "lost episode" (because you HAVE to hear
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This week, Joanne is in Dublin, debunking myths and Vogue is France, embarrassed about her teeth. Get all their thoughts on The Met Gala, "golf" holidays and laughing at your own jokes. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email
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Here's some more! There's plenty to catch up on this week. Vogue's travelled here there and everywhere and knows all about helicopters and Joanne has had another deep dive - this time into sleepwalking! Get ready for big feet, frozen embryos and Joe
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THEY'RE BACK! IT'S TIME FOR SEASON 2!!! After a few weeks away, Vogue & Joanne are reunited (in DUBLIN no less) for a brand new episode to catch up on the Edinburgh Festival, Vogue's adventures (and insatiable love for Howth) and to put gaslighting u
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**NEW CONTENT** Before you think you've heard all of this before - have a listen to hear Vogue & Joanne on the intro - with Vogue on holiday in Spain and Joanne from her flat in Edinburgh at the festival!It's not long to wait before your
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We've all got our favourite Vogue & Joanne moments from the first 18 episodes, so why not relive a few of them whilst we all wait for Season 2 to kick off?! From Vogue's taxidermy to THAT deck chair dress and Joanne's worldliness to the equine "philo
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In the final episode of the series, (don't worry - they'll be back soon!) Vogue & Joanne catch up about Latitude Festival, Vogue's dental ordeal and Joanne has been on a UFO deep dive, which Vogue (obviously) finds terrifying!If you'd lik
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These podcasts tend to cover a lot, but this week seems to take in even more than usual.... Clairvoyants, horse chat (YES - even more), space, club membership, a shocking picture and the topic of ACTUAL ghosting. If you'd like to get in t
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A question that someone ought to have posed when all of this football business got underway a month ago... What's happened to all the WAGs? Vogue & Joanne take a deep dive back to 2006 for some of the infamous WAG tales, Joanne has BIG influencer new
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Vogue & Joanne were at the champagne over the weekend, so you know this will be a good one! Joanne has had a deep dive into OnlyFans and Vogue has a few thoughts about fancy toilets, towel etiquette and whether or not Spencer is sexy. Sub
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If you've listened for this long, you might think you know what to expect, but this week, Joanne has some "philosophy" that will probably surprise you... Plus, find out all about Vogue's holiday in Scotland and both of their confessions, on the "wors
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It's time for us to find out more about those sandals, right? All in good time! First, discover why Joanne's (return) flight was such an ordeal and what happened when Vogue got a taste of her own medicine with some online fashion slams. S
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EVERYONE loves a bargain. It doesn't matter who you are. This week there are bargains aplenty, plus, why Joanne wants her own paddling pool but still needs Vogue's help and a backstage look at Vogue's new best friend! Subscribe, enjoy and
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This week, find out how difficult it is to get rid of Joanne at a house party, what Vogue's been up to on her second week in Ireland and whether or not she'll get a taste of her own medicine when she unveils the Spoofer of The Week! Subsc
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Have you made a bucket list yet? Give it some thought as you hear Vogue & Joanne's heavily contrasting thoughts on what they'd like to do before they die. There's more than that though. Why has Vogue got the kettle on? Which sport has Joanne signed u
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It's no overstatement to say that Joanne has BIG news. Suffice to say it's been a good week. Meanwhile, Vogue is looking at riders and imagining what she might like to ask for in the future. Plus - your questions answered after Vogue gave you permiss
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Joanne has been to see another specialist, but what is it this time? There's also Vogue's Spoofer of The Week and a woman called coleslaw Jane, plus accidental messages and bad gifts for the rich. Subscribe, enjoy and leave a review!
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What even is a toilet mushroom? Listen and find out! This week, Vogue & Joanne take on everything from fairgrounds to furniture, pleather to periods and even the giant leap from Dior to Versace. Why has Joanne been napping and who was Vogue trying to
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Vogue & Joanne are back with another set of confessions that they'll soon wish they'd never made. Find out why each of them were stopped at the airport and what on earth goes on in their kitchens! All that plus PDAs, Billie Eilish and Khloé Kardashia
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From the title alone, you can see that this weeks episode contains everything you could possibly need. Don't know what "The Debs" are? You will soon enough. Plus, find out how Vogue became a taxidermy expert and why Joanne is giving booze a break.
It's likely that you are in one of two camps when it comes to 'sage-ing' and Vogue & Joanne are definitely in opposing ones. This week, Demi Lovato got angry with a yogurt shop and some models have had their pictures taken with pizza. Plus, raging re
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Find out what happened when Joanne slid into Wayne Lineker's DM's and why on earth she did it. Maybe it's something to do with the fact that she's getting herself out on the dating scene again... Or maybe not? There's a look at Khloé Kardashian's pic
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Get Vogue & Joanne's take on cheap dates, going Dutch, who should pay and when. They've also paid a visit to a postnatal examination clinic, despite the fact that Joanne hasn't had children and the results were surprising, to say the least.
This is it! Episode 1 and the full explanation of why and how Joanne's therapist ghosted her. That's not all though... There's a full Twitter meltdown, a disagreement about virtual gigs and the first ever collection of "dick moves" too!Su
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Episodes coming SOON!If you'd like to get in touch, you can email hello@MTGMpod.com
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