Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 6-5-23

Bill rambles about basketball moves, Scottish history, and door knobs. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much yo

Monday Morning Podcast 5-29-23

Bill rambles about NBA, approaching horses, and leaving a girl at the altar. ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr

Monday Morning Podcast 5-25-23

Bill rambles about texting drivers, the subway in the 80s, and cable TV. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www

Monday Morning Podcast 5-22-23

Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, going to a wedding, and 'civil-ware'. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.Hel

Special Edition of the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast with Guest Paul Anka

Bill sits down with the legendary Paul Anka for a special edition of the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast. Paul Anka is one of the greatest American singers and songwriters. 'Put Your Head On My Shoulder', 'Puppy Love,' and 'My Way' to na

Monday Morning Podcast 5-15-23

Bill rambles about food videos, cocaine rats, and mispronounced sayings. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. FÜM: Head

Monday Morning Podcast 5-8-23

Bill rambles about phone addiction, Ivy League schools, and Africa. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-23

Bill rambles about weed root beer, cigars and Cadillacs, and women studies. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free

Monday Morning Podcast 4-23-23

Bill rambles about broken car windows, the Dalai Lama, and umbrella girls. Butcher Box: Sign up at www.ButcherBox.com/BURR and get free Chicken Thighs for a Year and $20 o

Monday Morning Podcast 4-17-23

Bill rambles about the Comedy Mothership, MotoGP Austin, and jumping fences. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-23

Bill rambles about ice baths, garage messes, and gun stuff. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Füm: Head t

Monday Morning Podcast 4-3-23

Bill rambles about kindles, reptile scientists, and jaguars. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. Indochino: Go to Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 3-27-23

Bill rambles about Otters, a truck he should buy, and movies. Fum: Head to www.TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today. The Journey pack c

Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-23

Bill rambles about 'leave a book, take a book', the solar system vortex, and Newfoundland. Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR

Monday Morning Podcast 3-13-23

Bill rambles about male manicures, seeing Stevie Nicks Billy Joel, and the Faroe Islands. ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 3-6-23

Bill rambles about going to a college hoops game, computer settings, and hot tubs. Tour Dates: www.billburr.com/TOUR Indochino: Go to Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-23

Bill rambles about the 90's, old man guidelines, and girlfriends going to psychics. Policy Genius: Get you insurance quote at www.policygenius.com Zip Recruit

Monday Morning Podcast 2-20-23

Bill rambles about the Federal Reserve, the great Richard Belzer, and giving your wife free flowers. Rocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions – and manage your expenses the easy way – by going to Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-23

Bill rambles about Super Bowl LVII, 'Love At First Bite', and dressing like Neil Peart in February. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-23

Bill rambles about stealing playbooks, childhood movie experiences, and getting locked in a shipping container. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10%

Monday Morning Podcast 1-31-23

Bill rambles about birthday wishes, the smug rugby email, and crazy chicks at the bar. Rocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 1-23-23

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, his trip to Disneyland, and giant turkey legs. Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Go to Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 1-16-23

Bill rambles about Wild Card Weekend, 90's movies, and artificial intelligence comedy bits.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-9-23

Bill rambles about playoffs, big golf bodies, and angry soccer chants.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-2-23

Bill rambles about the NFL, New Years Eve, and knowing how to do stuff.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-26-22

Bill rambles about having pneumonia, Franco Harris, and cameramen on the field.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-19-22

Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, hearing loss, and airline pilots. Butcher Box: Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and

Monday Morning Podcast 12-12-22

Bill rambles about useless internet searches, Kirstie Alley, and hungry pet snakes. Fight Camp: Join the biggest boxing community in the world without leaving your home.This Holiday Season, you’ll also get a Heart R

Monday Morning Podcast 12-5-22

Bill rambles about sneaker shopping, rituals, and testosterone. MeUndies: Get 20% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee by going to Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 11-28-22

Bill rambles about his french lessons, tea, and sky ads. Fight Camp: Get started with FightCamp for as low as $9 a month, by going to www.FightCamp.com/BURR Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 11-14-22

Bill rambles about the legendary Gallagher, prevent defense, and 'amino sweets'. Fight Camp: Get started with FightCamp for as low as $9 a month at www.FightCamp.com/BURRListen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 10-31-22

Bill rambles about Halloween, robots, and getting flashed. MeUndies: Get 20% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee at www.MeUndies.com/BURR<

Monday Morning Podcast 10-24-22

Bill rambles about murder, cheating, and siestas. Indochino: Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more, use promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com ZipRecrutier:Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 10-17-22

Bill rambles about obsolescence, tomato soup vandalism, and a shitty roommate. Roman: Get 20% off your first order at www.Roman.com/BURR St

Monday Morning Podcast 10-10-22

Bill rambles about October, the past weekend gigs, and sister wives. Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/shop/products/al

Monday Morning Podcast 10-3-22

Bill rambles about the Louisville Slugger factory, his super hero idea, and punk kids. Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerc

Monday Morning Podcast 9-26-22

Bill rambles about golfing, water slides, and things you want but can't have. Zip Recruiter: Try for free at ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Indochino: G

Monday Morning Podcast 9-19-22

Bill rambles about kids movies, 'drinkable water', and handling a shitty teacher. Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/billburrmerch/sho

Monday Morning Podcast 9-12-22

Bill rambles about the games, getting jumped on, and bringing water trucks to Mississippi. Limited Fenway Merch: https://silkshopstores.com/

Monday Morning Podcast 9-5-22

Bill rambles about the heat, rich people living underground, and fighting the neighbor.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-29-22

Bill rambles about professional gamblers, walking away muttering, and Hawaiian sports.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-23-22

Bill rambles about his show at Fenway Park.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-15-22

Bill rambles about a consumer altercation, the population debate, and farmland.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-8-22

Bill rambles about a playground altercation, working in a kitchen, and reading the whole article.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-1-22

Bill rambles about which finger to lose, suing a newspaper, and world evils.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-25-22

Bill rambles about medical side effects, Red Rocks reactions, and plastics.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-18-22

Bill rambles about a medical procedure, the great gold robbery, and useless car features.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-11-22

Bill rambles about soothsaying, wet vacs, and baseball.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-5-22

Bill rambles about shows in Canada, his trip to France, and river life.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-20-22

Bill rambles about Woodstock, his new truck, and ultimatums.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-13-22

Bill rambles about math tears, fighting back against the robots, and righteous vegans.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-6-22

Bill rambles about playoffs, double double espressos, and national donut day.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-30-22

Bill rambles about the NBA, gene edited hamsters, and Vicks vapor rub

Monday Morning Podcast 5-23-22

Bill rambles about Florida, 'Billy Boy', and UFO's.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-16-22

Bill rambles about Northern California, fasting, and home remedies.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-9-22

Bill rambles about hockey, the Forum, and alliteration.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-2-22

Bill rambles about performing at the Hollywood Bowl with Dave, Zoom calls, and super-hero movies.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-25-22

Bill rambles about Columbus, flying high speed through a canyon, and demisexuals.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-18-22

Bill rambles about Fenway Park, the Easter Bunny, and round Earth heckling.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-11-22

Bill rambles about the Masters, souvenirs, and Turtle Wax. Indochino: Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com.

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Monday Morning Podcast 4-4-22

Bill rambles about kayaking the English Channel, American made products, and double-neck guitars.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-29-22

Bill rambles about filming, the Bill Burr museum, and collecting things. SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring.Go to Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 3-21-22

Bill rambles about rich families, incorrect use of words, and evil nerds.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-15-22

Bill rambles about food poisoning, self-driving cars, and cologne. Indochino: Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 3-7-22

Bill rambles about cold medication, Looney Tunes, and hacky activism. MeUndies: 15% off your first order and free shipping go to Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 2-28-22

Bill rambles about invasion, tourism, and drug robbery.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-21-22

Bill rambles about a Housewives, retirement, and mugging stories. MASTER CLASS: Get unlimited access to every MasterClass andas a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual members

Monday Morning Podcast 2-14-22

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, elastic waistbands, and bank robberies.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-7-22

Bill rambles about his show in Palm Springs, looks up 'NATO', and how to find a hot woman.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-31-22

Bill rambles about snow, popular podcasts, and why the media starting a war with Russia. Zip Recruiter: Try it for free at this exclusive web address ZipRecruite

Monday Morning Podcast 1-24-22

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, 'stopping hate', and Canadian Dictators. Grove: Go to Grove.com/BURR today to get a free gift set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order. Headspace:Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 1-17-22

Bill rambles about parental side effects, true crime, and Congress' stock trades.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-10-22

Bill rambles about his vacation, the Apple Watch, and the great Bob Saget. Butcher Box: For a limited time ButcherBox is offering new members a great deal for the New Year! Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR, and you

Monday Morning Podcast 1-3-22

Bill rambles about Bowl games, dictators, and Carlin. As Mentioned: Grocery Store Lobster as a Pet: https://youtu.be/9sI7WveN7vk Airplane Graveyard: Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 12-27-21

Bill rambles about Christmas gifts, airlines, and dog killing monkeys. As Mentioned: Airlines Have Become Banks: https://youtu.be/ggUduBmvQ_4

Monday Morning Podcast 12-20-21

Bill rambles with the great Jim Gaffigan about comedy styles, killing lobsters, and clown food. Part 1 of 2. Take advantage of SimpliSafes Holiday deals and get 40% off your new home security system by visiting SIMPL

Monday Morning Podcast 12-13-21

Bill rambles about cities, rounding up change, and paying for love.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-6-21

Bill rambles about being an adult, being a dictator, and whether or not a listener is being an asshole. as mentioned: Hidden In Plain Sight: https://mokan9997.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-29-21

Bill rambles about getting sneakers as a kid, his first move as dictator, and a dilemma.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-22-21

Bill rambles about Vegas, puke, and TikTok. Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 11-15-21

Bill rambles about Detroit, the Bartnick story, and toenail painting. ButcherBox.com/BURR to get FREE bacon and $20 off your first box Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address ZipRecr

Monday Morning Podcast 10-25-21

Bill rambles about California rain, high profile gangsters, and Pope Pius XII. Limited Edition Halloween Edition Merch ➡ https://silkshopstores.com/anythingbettermerch/shop/home

Monday Morning Podcast 10-18-21

Bill rambles about the Rich Bitch Tour, Catholics during WWII, and pink month.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-11-21

Bill rambles about over celebrating, Mario Batali, and office mutiny.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-4-21

Bill rambles about filming in Colorado, malts, and closing the curtains before sex.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-27-21

Bill rambles about sleep sacks, Sofi Stadium, and interrupting.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-20-21

Bill rambles about Red Rocks, super-sonic flights, and honeymoons.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-13-21

Bill rambles about Penn State, New York habits, and screaming at the top of his lungs.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-6-21

Bill rambles about bagels, Law Order, and college football.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-30-21

Bill rambles about Florida, skateboarding, and Grandma law suits.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-23-21

Bill rambles about getting 'the look', sharks vs. helicopters, and Australia.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-16-21

Bill rambles about parenting with tablets, the French marathon runner, and Wendy's.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-9-21

Bill rambles about fast foods, cyclists, and laughter bans.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-2-21

Bill rambles about New England Chinese food, cat shit, and childhood snacks.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-26-21

Bill rambles about Delta, world wars, and waffles.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-19-21

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Monday Morning Podcast 7-12-21

Bill rambles about the Mediterranean, bears, and a dream business.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-5-21

Bill rambles about Vegas, idiots who lack talent, and 'things that needed to be said'.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-28-21

Bill rambles about being a fatty, Formula 1, and abuse of power.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-21-21

Bill rambles about rare 70's flicks, getting 'one upped', and more 'Things I Shouldn't Have Said'.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-14-21

Bill rambles about his birthday, college, and more 'Things I Should Have Said'.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-7-21

Bill rambles about kids parties, Boston Baked Beans, and 'Things I Should Have Said'.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-31-21

Bill rambles about the Real Housewives, passive aggressiveness, and prenups.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-23-21

Bill rambles about art, 70's flicks, and ketamine.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-17-21

Bill rambles about going to the movies, 'mood drugs', and extreme politics.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-10-21

Bill rambles about an episode of Dateline, governments, and performative justice warriors.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-3-21

Bill rambles about pool day, super death wobble, and Gen Z.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-26-21

Bill rambles about magazine articles, flat earth logic, and shameless obesity.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-19-21

Bill rambles about his bird's eye view, cool names, and exhaling anger.

the Monday Morning Podcast 4-12-21

Bill rambles about golf, automated calls, and 'fit privilege'.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-5-21

Bill rambles about 'not deep, deep shit', dream cars, and religious freaks.

TAMMP 4-1-21

Bill rambles about hanging pictures, Urgent Care questions, and getting stitches.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-29-21

Bill rambles about March, curfews, and fat people bragging.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-22-21

Bill rambles about vaccines, curfews, and chocolate malts.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-15-21

Bill rambles about CEO's, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and vibe music.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-8-21

Bill rambles about haunted houses, misinformation, and Tom Wilson hit.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-1-21

Bill rambles about yelling at TV menus, desert activities, and hospital photos.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-22-21

Bill rambles about Texas, train living, and cankles.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-15-21

Bill rambles about Valentines Day cards, long-winded recipes, and reads some angry emails.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-8-21

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, invading countries, and following your dreams.

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Monday Morning Podcast 2-1-21

Bill rambles about GameStop, insulation, and liars. Subscribe to ANYTHING BETTER? YouTube ➡https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSXgVkkn59b_6JZ6UxtbdXg Apple Podcasts ➡ Listen/Read More

Monday Morning Podcast 1-25-21

Bill rambles about Dave Richardson, long winded people, and relationship red flags.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-18-21

Bill rambles about playoffs, desserts, and disappearing.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-11-21

Bill rambles about childhood clothes, hollow earth, and how to deal with a woke sister.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-4-21

Bill rambles about conspiracies, wealth, and posting celebrity crush pictures.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-28-20

Bill rambles about technology, c**t neighbors, and salads.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-21-20

Bill rambles about people flipping out, French films, and advice for an Asian dude.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-14-20

Bill rambles about ordering etiquette, crying, and tea shit talkers.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-30-20

Bill rambles about losing his temper, lockdowns, and sleep sex.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-23-20

Bill rambles live from the Troubadour about Quiet Riot, life in the Middle east, and more dumb questions for employees.Troubadour posters on sale Wednesday November 25 @10am at www.Troubadour.com

Monday Morning Podcast 11-16-20

Bill rambles about the Middle East, vaccination laws, and authentic Mexican food.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-9-20

Bill rambles about election results, future governments, and sink holes.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-2-20

Bill rambles about the election, voting third party, and dumb questions on the job.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-26-20

Bill rambles about the weekend games, a spree killer, and dumb lawyer questions.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-19-20

Bill rambles about his Sunday, U.S. foreign policy, and junk food moms.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-12-20

Bill rambles about his week at Saturday Night Live, modern scams, and dumb questions at work.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-5-20

Bill rambles about animals,whore-wear, and NFL football.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-28-20

Bill rambles about getting answers, physicist groupies, and bad information.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-21-20

Bill rambles about beach people, grand conspiracies, and buying land.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-14-20

Bill rambles about NFL football, parenting, and the LA fires.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-7-20

Bill rambles about psychos with power, media manipulation, and life in 'flyover' states'.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-31-20

Bill rambles about Chicago, School House Rock, and avoiding violence.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-24-20

Bill rambles about Chappelle's camp in Ohio, the East India Trading Company, and funeral arrangements.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-17-20

Bill rambles about doing stand up over the weekend, 'Tread', and Russian medical school.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-10-20

Bill rambles about sports, night animals, and canceling a girlfriend.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-3-20

Bill rambles about Milwaukee, David Foster, and splitting the check.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-27-20

Bill rambles about liberals co-opting Carlin, side-car racing, and the Navy.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-20-20

Bill rambles about MOTOGP, young people, and pot roasts.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-13-20

Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, animal fights, and managing libidos.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-5-20

Bill rambles about serial killers, the Stanford Band, and wokeness.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-29-20

Bill rambles live at the Troubadour about astronauts, the Rogan mask clip, and how to tell a friend to fuck off.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-22-20

Bill rambles about precocious kids, Kenny Rogers, and Jim Kiick.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-15-20

Bill rambles about snitches, celebrity videos, and Wu-Tang Clan.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-8-20

Bill rambles about bicyclist assholes, doing your own electrical work, and the realities of banking.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-1-20

Bill rambles about human behavior, Akasegawa Genpei, and controlling hormones.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-25-20

Bill rambles about beach goers, Sharknado movies, and putting stuff to bed.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-18-20

Bill rambles about psychic abilities, small businesses, and the other hits.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-11-20

Bill rambles about 'More Than Words', Plato, and the Queen's business.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-4-20

Bill rambles about Joe six pack, Jordan docs, and talking about other people’s money.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-27-20

Bill rambles about the passage of time, Jordan, and painters.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-20-20

Bill rambles with Al Jourgensen of Ministry about his new single, and a pop-in with Les Claypool.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-13-20

Bill rambles about clutter, air rage, and vaccines.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-6-20

Bill rambles about peak week, long drives, and documentaries.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-30-20

Bill rambles about safe walks, oil, and forced quarantine by your family.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-23-20

Bill rambles about coming together, shops for boats and helicopters, and celebrity crying videos.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-16-20

Bill rambles about humanity's true colors, 'sending the wrong message', and dome earth.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-20

Bill rambles with Dean Delray about the upcomingmBon Scott birthday show, flat earth, and throwing shit out.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-2-20

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about sneakers, flying, and food.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-24-20

Bill rambles about flat-Earthers, Joel Olsteen, and dog training.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-17-20

Bill rambles about the XFL, nutrition, and being a parent.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-10-20

Bill rambles about Oscar pre-game, nose jobs, and being a leader.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-3-20

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, things that should be illegal, and conflicting food facts.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-27-20

Bill rambles about the tragedy in Calabasas, baking a cake, and sober activities.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-20-20

Bill rambles about the NFL, stealing signs, and old guys in yoga class.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-13-20

Bill rambles about the playoffs, illuminati television, and fatties.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-6-20

Bill rambles about having a temper tantrum in an Apple store, Hollywood hypocrites, and male lactation rebuttals.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-30-19

Bill rambles about the end of the decade, male lactation, and how to break up with someone.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-23-19

Bill rambles about passing his test, track racing, and Christmas movies.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-16-19

Bill rambles about unboxing new tech, The Mandalorian, and calling a girl cute.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-9-19

Bill rambles about the weekend in sports, dangerous Christmas toys, and pheromones.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-2-19

Bill rambles about the weekend games, SLAYER, and appropriate gifts.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-25-19

Bill rambles about the greatness of Thanksgiving, Ukraine, and dealing with animals in the family.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-18-19

Bill rambles about mosquitoes, no football, and feeling alive.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-11-2019

Bill rambles about college football, Comics Come Home, and then talks to comedian Jessica Kirson.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-28-19

Bill rambles about the fires, wagons, and amphibians.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-21-19

Bill rambles about these damn kids today, mom skanks, and sports fans.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-14-19

Bill rambles about privacy, reasons for a panic room, and climate change rebuttals.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-7-19

Bill rambles about the end of the decade, rivalries, and climate change.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-30-19

Bill rambles about football, cancel culture karma, and gives a standing ovation.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-23-19

Bill rambles about uniforms, the Emmys, and keeping your trap shut.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-16-19

Bill rambles about Iron Maiden, football, and Sovereign States.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-9-19

Bill rambles about the NFL, Vegas, and Dr Phil.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-2-19

Bill rambles about money, the South, and parenting.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-26-19

Bill rambles about celebrating, Sonny Liston/Cleveland Williams, and dentitions.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-19-19

Bill rambles about MotoGP, cooking shows, and inheritances.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-12-19

Bill rambles about Epstein, 'Do What You Love', and helping schools.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-29-19

Bill rambles about baseball, fatties, and the theater.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-22-19

Bill rambles about the 80’s, cocaine, and getting your woman to the gym.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-15-19

Bill rambles about unruly comedy club guests, the blackout, and levels of British-ness.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-8-19

Bill rambles about terminators, redheads, and fetishes.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-1-19

Bill rambles with Justin Long about 90's Pride Parades, acting, and classic television.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-24-19

Bill rambles about Cuban cigars, drums, and people that are “blunt.”

Monday Morning Podcast 6-17-19

Bill rambles about men dying young, being aggressive, and fun funerals.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-10-19

Bill rambles about New York, pretending to care, and the U.S. economy.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-3-19

Bill rambles about playoff fans, downtime on a movie set, and Jeopardy James.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-27-19

Bill rambles about the upper east side, depression, and blow jobs.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-20-19

Bill rambles about playoffs, talking points, and ghosting mid-date.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-13-19

Bill rambles about drugstores, dirty birds, and perverts in the park.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-6-19

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about Europe, religious recruiting, and spin the bottle.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-29-19

Bill rambles about fishing, volcanoes, and My Two Dads.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-22-19

Bill rambles about militant vegans, God Bless America, and adult circumcisions.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-15-19

Bill rambles about Tiger Woods, war games, and groping.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-8-19

Bill rambles about wigs, femurs, and Cadbury Eggs.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-1-19

Bill rambles about F1, Dumbo and station wagons.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-28-19

Bill sits down with drummer and percussionist Stephen Perkins.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-25-19

Bill rambles about vegans, reading, and angry teachers.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-18-19

Bill rambles about F1, not wearing a shirt, and gets on his freckled soap box about taxes.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-11-19

Bill rambles about Direct TV, meditation, and the Beatles.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-4-19

Bill rambles about the digging up the dead, taping a special and burping at the gym.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-25-19

Bill rambles about the legacy of Brody Stevens, the American dream, and taking it easy.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-18-19

Bill rambles with director Jason Reitman.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-11-19

Bill rambles about room service, positions of power and a woman named Butch.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-4-19

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about the winning, serial killers, and accidentally ruining a threesome.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-28-19

Bill sits down with Josh Adam Meyers to talk about his podcast 'The 500', classic albums, and failed vasectomies. the 500 with Josh Adam Meyers: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-500-with-josh-adam-meyers/id1440000749?mt=2

Monday Morning Podcast 1-21-19

Bill rambles about NFL Championships, staying attractive, and conspiracies that turned out to be true.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-14-19

Bill rambles about German Saunas, NFL Playoffs, and the Cunt of Warsaw.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-7-19

Bill rambles about Germany, NFL playoffs, and thin privilege.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-31-18

Bill rambles about missing shows, country clubs, and gypsies.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-24-18

Bill rambles about having a day of rest, boys vs. girls, and quitting your job.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-17-18

Bill rambles about NFL titles, Fancy Nancy, and matching tattoos.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-12-18

Bill sits down with Judd Apatow.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-10-18

Bill rambles about Liverpool, search bars, and gift pressures.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-3-18

Bill rambles about being lonely in NYC, combat pilot H.W. Bush, and the cars of F is For Family.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-26-18

Bill rambles about Skype, mall stabbings, and how to drink.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-19-18

Bill rambles about stay-cations, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and banging your roommate.

the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-15-18

Bill rambles with Nia about Instagram, thirst traps, and body image.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-12-18

Bill rambles about Hotel Donnie, Instagram, and Estonia.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-29-18

Bill rambles about The Red Sox, Bud light cans, and breaking up with people.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-22-18

Bill rambles about knives, the pumpkin patch, and engine fires.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-15-18

Bill rambles about the NFL, epic sports bar guy, and afternoon delights.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-8-18

Bill rambles about the Red Sox, phone calls and erectile disfunction.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-1-18

Bill rambles about the Forum, helicopter stunts, and going with your gut.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-24-18

Bill rambles about Frankie Valli, delivering papers, and hacking.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-17-18

Bill rambles about football, Pompeii, and The Charleston.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-10-18

Bill rambles about lunatic customers, the Toronto International Film Festival, and fighting an alligator.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-3-18

Bill rambles about football, dancing, and solar energy.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-27-18

Bill sits down with comedian Tom Papa.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-20-18

Bill rambles about sun stroke, robots, and pretzel rolls.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-13-18

Bill rambles about food processors, red heads in movies, and dating sites.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-6-18

Bill rambles about the flight back to Los Angeles, RnR wrap-up, and strict parents.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-30-18

Bill rambles about Texas, nutrition and lesbian dating advice.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-23-18

Bill rambles about Comic-Con, conflicting nutritional advice, and Russia.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-16-18

Bill rambles about anger relapse, Eastern Europe, and Stealing the World Cup.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-9-18

Bill rambles about World Cup, 'roaring' crowds, and ex-presidents.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-2-18

Bill rambles about College, Stand Up, and white guys on bicycles.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-2-18

Bill rambles about College, Stand Up, and white guys on bicycles.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-25-18

Bill rambles about the great Vinnie Paul, music festivals, and hair transplant scars.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-18-18

Bill rambles about his last days in Paris, Le Mans, and grounded sixteen year olds.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-11-18

Bill rambles about the French Open, evil mergers, and how to treat wait staff.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-4-18

Bill rambles about the Capitals, recliners, and the Irish News.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-28-18

Bill rambles about losing Game 7, Hollywood vanity, and Korean Foreskins.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-21-18

Bill rambles about Artisan ice cream, expansion franchises, and the Royal Wedding.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-14-18

Bill rambles about museums, paper shredders, and getting a lawyer.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-7-18

Bill rambles about steak houses, the Bruins, and legal tender.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-30-18

Bill rambles about Talladega, First Class, and coyotes.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-18

Bill rambles about Talladega, First Class, and coyotes.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-23-18

Bill rambles about the common cold, a 14 yr old's dream, and being a navy seal in Australia.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-16-18

Bill rambles about taxes, Syria and not being a rat.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-9-18

Bill rambles about Rough N Rowdy, Billy 'no Vice', and lunatic Sheela.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-2-18

Bill rambles about the Shandling Documentary, 45's, and believing in ghosts.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-26-18

Bill rambles about instagram, stewardesses and F1.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-19-18

Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys and Takes From The Tour Bus.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-12-18

Bill rambles about nuclear proliferation, two team cities and eating meat.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-8-18

Bill rambles about meaningful weddings, flying helicopters and equal pay t-shirts.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-5-18

Bill sits down with musician Al Jourgensen.

TAMMP 3-1-18 w. Kenny Aronoff

Bill sits down with legendary drummer Kenny Aronoff.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-26-18

Bill rambles about the Bruins, inspirational speakers and guns.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-19-18

Bill rambles about Lent, Titties and Ben Franklin.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-12-18

Bill sits down with comedian Kevin Shea.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-5-18

Bill rambles about Eagles historic win, man titted c-notes, and F1.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-29-18

Bill sits down with comedian Todd Rexx.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-22-18

Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids and self preservation.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-18-18

Bill sits down with comedian Jim Florentine.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-18

Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names and ex wives.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-8-18

Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs and The Golden Globes.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-2-18

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, resolutions and Bill W.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-25-17

Bill rambles about Christmas in New England, the original 6, and bullet proof glass.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-18-17

Bill rambles about Steelers/Pats, advertising, and being married to an older man.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-11-17

Bill sits down with comic and friend Harris Stanton and responds to listener emails.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-4-17

Bill rambles about la-z-boys, college playoffs and nosy neighbors.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-27-17

Bill rambles about college football, plastic surgery and progressive rock.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-20-17

Bill rambles about filming nature, Malcom Young, and social media.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-13-17

Bill rambles about F1 robberies, Brad Paisley, and the Cellar Table.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-30-17

Bill does his first live podcast at the ATC Podcast Festival in Phoenix, Arizona.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-23-17

Bill rambles about considering taking mushrooms, dying and his Austin weekend.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-16-17

Bill rambles about the NFL caring, moving your head and shoplifting.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-9-17

Bill rambles about the Swamp, Rosie the Riveter and the Coast Guard.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-2-17

Bill rambles about the Fall, the Sun Belt Conference and fatties.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-25-17

Bill talks with Felipe Esparza about his new HBO special and answers readers emails.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-21-17

Bill rambles quietly about Opioids, nerds and jamming.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-18-17

Bill rambles about no booze, making an ass of himself at a party and the Stub Hub Cent-AHH!

Monday Morning Podcast 9-11-17

Bill rambles about the South, undefeated seasons and the Russians.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-4-17

Bill rambles about Europe's little counties, Force India and no boozin' there.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-28-17

Bill rambles about Make A Wish, Booze Batting Lineups and free T-shirts.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-21-17

Bill rambles about gambling on baseball, Adam and Eve and snooping.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-14-17

Bill rambles about luxury apartments, the Jersey Shore and being a hypocrite.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-7-17

Bill rambles about the New York Times Crossword puzzle, taking a bath and saying Nuke-You-Lar.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-31-17

Bill rambles about heat waves, ole fatty cakes and MLB.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-24-17

Bill rambles about being and old man, microchips and Aaron Judge.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-17-17

Bill rambles about the lottery, video games and halitosis.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-10-17

Bill rambles about Dr Phil, Hitler's House and his new drum kit.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-3-17

Bill rambles about patience, helicopters and being a booze bag.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-26-17

Bill rambles about photosynthesis police, the Big Papi roast and minding your p's and q's.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-19-17

Bill rambles about being a mogul, hitting the showers and transitional habits.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-12-17

Bill rambles about cab drivers, Canadian GP and salmon.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-5-17

Bill rambles about Clusterfest, pile on teams and medical students.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-29-17

Bill rambles about grilling, cultural appropriation and driving and ambulance.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-22-17

Bill rambles about Saskatchewan, New York City and the Celtics vs the Cavs.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-15-17

Bill rambles about hamburger, charities and the Stanley Cup Shot Glass.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-9-17

Bill rambles about Quiet Riot, Delta Airlines and being someone's fetish.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-17

Bill rambles about the MMP 10 year anniversary, porno sausage and Washington DC.

Monday Morning Podcast w/Joey McIntyre 4-28-17

Bill sits down with friend and actor Joey McIntyre.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-24-17

Bill rambles about polka dotted socks, wearing gloves and Captain America.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-17-17

Bill rambles about updating his phone, shitting yourself and making dumplings.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-17

Bill rambles about steroid mist, Mexican food and red flags.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-3-17

Bill rambles about kissing in public, psychos and listening to your gut.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-27-17

Bill rambles about malls, Formula 1 and his shit-ass house.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-22-17

Bill sits down with Deanna, Jamie and Steven Adler to discuss Deanna's new book.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-17

Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars and losing his shit.

Monday Morning Podcast w/Jim Norton 3-15-17

Bill sits down with comic and friend Jim Norton who's Netflix special is now airing on Netflix.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-13-17

Bill rambles about do-wop, heaven and half-a-dude wrasslin.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-6-17

Bill rambles about the Kobe 11s, country music and baloney sandwiches.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-17

Bill rambles about Daytona, texting and taking back roads.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-20-17

Bill rambles about old babies, heroes and first degree cuntiness.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-17

Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, Coach K and changing diapers.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-17

A stunned Bill Burr rambles about the Patriots Super Bowl win, coaching your kid's team and brushing your teeth.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-30-17

Bill rambles about all star games, not sleeping and chicken little.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-23-17

Bill rambles about Madonna, NFL Football and writing poetry.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-16-17

Bill rambles about days off, Michael Strahan and football playoffs.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-9-17

Bill rambles about the Russians, apple trees and dropping the c-note on your LAY-DEEE!

Monday Morning Podcast 1-3-17

Bill rambles the Rose Bowl, having hope and one thing leading to another.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-26-16

Bill rambles about woman removers, NBA hoop and blaming the year 2016.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-19-16

Bill rambles about owning a Lion, computer updates and all time passing yardage.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-12-16

Bill rambles about the gun test, traveling and experiencing loss.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-5-16

Bill rambles about Nico Rosberg's retirement, cardio music and toupee sex.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-29-16

Bill rambles about the mannequin challenge, Nico Rosberg and grabby cabbies.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-21-16

Bill rambles about Top Gun, sting ays and putting on weight.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-14-16

Bill rambles about Pats/Seattle, lingerie and having a platform.

Monday Morning Podcast 11-7-16

Bill rambles about Christmas shopping, getting rid of old shit and this god damn election.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-31-16

Bill rambles about Halloween, the Cubs and the Buffalo Bills.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-24-16

Bill rambles about emergency landings, not checking out and 60 minutes.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-17-16

Bill rambles about Scientology, recording a special and Washington DC.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-10-16

Bill rambles about hurricanes, robots and potato pancakes.

Monday Morning Podcast 10-3-16

Bill rambles about The Ryder Cup, owning a Pit Bull and dead people's guitars.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-26-16

Bill rambles about books, sex suits and road rage.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-19-16

Bill rambles about the Patriots, Durham NC and "daring to try.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-12-16

Bill rambles about football, strip clubs and quitting on stage.

Monday Morning Podcast 9-5-16

Bill rambles about bringing food to a party, pastries and hecklers.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-29-16

Bill rambles about golf wear, Reno and winning the Grand Slam.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-22-16

Bill rambles about missing UFC 202, lewd behavior and WrestleMania.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-15-16

Bill rambles about supermodels, mootz-ah-rella and Billy Squier.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-8-16

Bill rambles about performing in England, afternoon shows and The Real Fast N Loud Arabs of London.

Monday Morning Podcast 8-1-16

Bill rambles about Dublin, jet lag and performing in a tent.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-25-16

Bill rambles about The South, security and Deep Purple.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-18-16

Bill rambles about homeless naps, a dancing bush and hairy backs.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-11-16

Bill rambles about hairy backs, 80's gyms and destruction of property.

Monday Morning Podcast 7-4-16

Bill rambles about cleaning up, the Austrian Grand Prix and journeyman Quarterbacks.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-27-16

Bill rambles about groups, barbershops and shit farms.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-20-16

Bill rambles about death, lifeguards and not crossing the finish line.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-13-16

Bill rambles about the Cup, creepy coaches and birthdays.

Monday Morning Podcast 6-6-16

Bill rambles about dying your hair, sandwiches and blue LAY-DEEZ!

Monday Morning Podcast 5-30-16

Bill rambles about Lilly's Eggs, boxing and porno.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-23-16

Bill rambles about dirty people, cameras in cars and military shows.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-16-16

Bill rambles about his dream garage, writer's block and revenge.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-9-16

Bill rambles about eggs, politics and virtual reality sex suits.

Monday Morning Podcast 5-2-16

Bill rambles about moldy people, losing health insurance andBruce drops a deuce.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-25-16

Bill rambles about youtube families, Blues/Hawks and TomBrady.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-18-16

Bill rambles about getting mauled, French maids and vampires.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-11-16

Bill rambles about Shell Companies, the Bruins and Ice Cream Parlors.

Monday Morning Podcast 4-4-16

Bill rambles about cake walks, psychos and Detroit.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-28-16

Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards and STDs.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-21-16

Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, douche bags and clam on clam violence.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-14-16

Bill rambles about World War II Leaflets, Los Angeles and painting your own home.

Monday Morning Podcast 3-7-16

Bill rambles about blow, cake and the UFC.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-29-16

Bill rambles about cake fractions, tribal council and Tourette Syndrome.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-22-16

Bill rambles about winter, the NBA and Hitler.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-15-16

Bill rambles about old house, wearing a suit and the c-note next door.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-8-16

Bill rambles about the Broncos, three toed sloths and putting your dick on the table.

Monday Morning Podcast 2-1-16

Bill rambles about Girl Scout Cookies, Open Carry and Superbowl Analysis.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-25-15

Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash and the world's poop.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-18-16

Bill rambles about Vancouver, Hail Mary's and El Chapo.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-11-16

Bill rambles about lasagna, heights and vasectomies.

Monday Morning Podcast 1-4-16

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, the Stanford Band and the "I'm sorry" fall.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-28-15

Bill rambles about lumberjacks, Alan Jazeera and liking the odds.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-21-15

Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms and giving thanks.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-17-15

Bill rambles about bullying, bootleg stairmasters and driving cross country with Yoda.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-14-15

Bill rambles about Human Cellophane, personal information and the Dominican Republic.

Monday Morning Podcast 12-7-15

Bill rambles about Christmas, buying a car and the Patriots.